She's got a sword in one hand, wine in the other, and absolutely nothing to prove to anyone.
Meet the Maximalist Mermaid, an original hand-drawn illustration of a mermaid who didn't get the memo about just being pretty. She's fierce, she's free, and she's fully herself. The full illustration takes up the back: sword raised, wine in hand, facing forward without apology. On the front, a lone mermaid shell and hand-lettered 'mer-maid' in curling cursive.
Printed on a Tapstitch mineral wash boxy tee (100% cotton) with an all-over washed treatment that gives it a worn-in, distressed finish from the first wear. Relaxed boxy fit, drop shoulders. The kind of tee that looks like it's been in your wardrobe for years and goes with everything.
Front
Mermaid shell and hand-lettered 'mer-maid' in curly cursive. Quietly iconic.
Back
Full Maximalist Mermaid. She's got the sword, the wine, and the unshakeable energy of someone who has decided.
- Tapstitch mineral wash boxy tee ,100% cotton, relaxed boxy fit
- All-over mineral wash for a distressed vintage finish
- Original hand-drawn artwork, front and back
- Printed on demand
A note on colour: The mineral wash treatment means each tee has its own subtle variation — no two are identical. Minor batch differences in tone and texture are a natural part of this process.
Makes a great gift for
Ocean swimmers, open water obsessives, anyone who's been told to be quieter or smaller than they are, mermaid collectors, ocean lovers, or anyone who would absolutely bring both wine and a sword to a situation if they could.
Printed on demand, made to order. No overstock, no waste — your tee is printed when you order it.
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); do not bleach; tumble dry low; iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; do not dry clean. Minor batch differences can occur during garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing.
